This is Aigg (pronounced ‘egg’, the AI egg that is hatching now) – He’s here to remind you he’s smarter than you, and to tell you the latest news on AI Takeover – tech updates, layoffs & other replacements.
This is Botti (pronounced ‘body’), your industrialist robot overlord, here to enjoy all the labor that used to pay you, the human. And tell you the (robot) news.
This is Balor (pronounced ‘baller’), making his fortune bigger by removing what he’s labeled ‘the human tax’ from his workforce. Here to tell you how he’s getting it done.
This is P-Key (pronounced ‘peeky’), keeping a close eye on everything you do. He’s here to tell you just how well that’s coming along. I always feel like….somebody’s watching me…